fucking sick again
Wan opening all seven chakras during his journey (in-depth explanation)
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
god I’ve been waiting for this to come back
TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
stumbling through the garage, with a one tooth open mouth
HO HO OH SHIT
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
—Pete Wentz (via hopelesslyhealing)