niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

(via blastoiseburger)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via dis4mbiguation)

minimrmn:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

I love everything about these…

(via stitch--please)

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

(Source: slimydad, via misandry-queen)

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

(Source: tooyoungtoonmb, via casa-de-llamas)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY